
‘Hey, lady. I saw you talking to that robin just now. Why don’t you ever talk to me?

‘I get hungry in the wintertime too, y’know, and I’m just as handsome as that robin!’

‘I have sharp eyesight so I can see that you’ve still got some seed in that little tub you’re holding.’

‘So, how about throwing a cold wet hungry but gorgeous jay a handful of seeds …. please.’

I’m sure you’ll be pleased to know the cold wet but gorgeous jay is no longer hungry!
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